[If they'd gotten around to that laundry washing, maybe it wouldn't be so bad, but then, if they had, this plan wouldn't really work. He's not even sure it will work as is, but it can't hurt. Just, sort of, humiliate them a little, no big deal.

He doesn't expect what she says. He makes a strangled noise that might be a choked on laugh.]

Most girls... probably don't... imagine dead guys... [Way to be creepy. Way to make it real weird. Moving along.]

Hoping... it does help... So... you're sure about... running ahead...? Making noise...? You'll have to... stay at a... good distance... that they don't catch... your scent... under mine...